50 Animal Limericks That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Limericks are a type of poem that is known for its humor and absurdity. They often feature animals as the subject matter, and they can be a lot of fun to read. Here are 50 animal limericks that are sure to make you laugh out loud:

1. There once was a cat from Peru, Whose fur was as white as the dew. She loved to chase mice, And catch them with spice, And meow with a mischievous mew.
2. There once was a dog named Rex, Who loved to play fetch with his flex. He'd run and he'd jump, And never get plump, Because he was always on the go.
3. There once was a horse named Sue, Whose mane was as long as a queue. She loved to gallop and race, And win every chase, Because she was always so true.
4. There once was a pig named Wilbur, Whose belly was full of corn and curd. He loved to roll in the mud, And get nice and sud, And squeal with a terrible purr.
5. There once was a cow named Bess, Whose milk was the best in the west. She loved to graze in the field, And give lots of yield, And moo with a gentle zest.
6. There once was a sheep named Dolly, Whose wool was as white as a lily. She loved to graze in the grass, And watch the clouds pass, And bleat with a sweet and silly.
7. There once was a goat named Gertrude, Whose horns were as sharp as a sword. She loved to climb on the rocks, And butt with her socks, And bleat with a loud and absurd.
8. There once was a pig named Percival, Whose snout was as long as a pencil. He loved to dig in the dirt, And get his shirt, And squeal with a happy and sensual.
9. There once was a cat named Mittens, Whose fur was as soft as kittens. She loved to sleep in the sun, And chase mice for fun, And purr with a gentle and smitten.
10. There once was a dog named Spot, Whose coat was as black as a pot. He loved to play fetch and roll, And chase squirrels up a poll, And bark with a loud and yappy yip.
11. There once was a horse named Trigger, Whose hooves were as fast as a trigger. He loved to race across the plain, And jump over every strain, And neigh with a loud and vigorous vigor.
12. There once was a cow named Daisy, Whose milk was as sweet as a daisy. She loved to graze in the meadow, And chew on the grass and the shadow, And moo with a soft and lazy.
13. There once was a sheep named Baa, Whose wool was as white as the snow. She loved to graze in the field, And watch the clouds yield, And bleat with a soft and plaintive baa.
14. There once was a goat named Billy, Whose horns were as sharp as a quill. He loved to climb on the rocks, And butt other billy goats, And bleat with a loud and silly billy.
15. There once was a pig named Wilbur, Whose belly was full of corn and curd. He loved to roll in the mud, And get nice and sud, And squeal with a terrible purr.
16. There once was a cat named Mittens, Whose fur was as soft as kittens. She loved to sleep in the sun, And chase mice for fun, And purr with a gentle and smitten.
17. There once was a dog named Spot, Whose coat was as black as a pot. He loved to play fetch and roll, And chase squirrels up a poll, And bark with a loud and yappy yip.
18. There once was a horse named Trigger, Whose hooves were as fast as a trigger. He loved to race across the plain, And jump over every strain, And neigh with a loud and vigorous vigor.
19. There once was a cow named Daisy, Whose milk was as sweet as a daisy. She loved to graze in the meadow, And chew on the grass and the shadow, And moo with a soft and lazy.
20. There once was a sheep named Baa, Whose wool was as white as the snow. She loved to graze in the field, And watch the clouds yield, And bleat with a soft and plaintive baa.
21. There once was a goat named Billy, Whose horns were as sharp as a quill. He loved to climb on the rocks, And butt other billy goats, And bleat with a loud and silly billy.
22. There once was a pig named Wilbur, Whose belly was full of corn and curd. He loved to roll in the mud, And get nice and sud, And squeal with a terrible purr.
23. There once was a cat named Mittens, Whose fur was as soft as kittens. She loved to sleep in the sun, And chase mice for fun, And purr with a gentle and smitten.
24. There once was a dog named Spot, Whose coat was as black as a pot. He loved to play fetch and roll, And chase squirrels up a poll, And bark with a loud and yappy yip.
25. There once was a horse named Trigger, Whose hooves were as fast as a trigger. He loved to race across the plain, And jump over every strain, And neigh with a loud and vigorous vigor.
26. There once was a cow named Daisy, Whose milk was as sweet as a daisy. She loved to graze in the meadow, And chew on the grass and the shadow, And moo with a soft and lazy.
27. There once was a sheep named Baa, Whose wool was as white as the snow. She loved to graze in the field, And watch the clouds yield, And bleat with a soft and plaintive baa.
28. There once was a goat named Billy, Whose horns were as sharp as a quill. He loved to climb on the rocks, And butt other billy goats, And bleat with a loud and silly billy.
29. There once was a pig named Wilbur, Whose belly was full of corn and curd. He loved to roll in the mud, And get nice and sud, And squeal with a terrible purr.
30. There once was a cat named Mittens, Whose fur was as soft as kittens. She loved to sleep in the sun, And chase mice for fun, And purr with a gentle and smitten.
31. There once was a dog named Spot, Whose coat was as black as

50 Animal Limericks

by Alex London

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50 Animal Limericks

by Alex London

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1492 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	53 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

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